A Home for Our Own: Why Ireland Must Put Irish People First in the Greatest Housing Crisis of Our Lifetime
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Trump Just Publicly Spanked Dems for Telling Troops to Ignore Him – Chaos Ensues
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NHS Now Chemically Castrating Confused Kids and Calling It “Gender Care” – Meet the Monsters
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Trump Just Nuked the Muslim Brotherhood and the Swamp Is Screaming Bloody Murder
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Zuck Knew Meta Was a Pedo Playground for TEN YEARS and Fixed Jack Shit
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Refused the Jab? They’re Talking About Strapping You Down and Injecting You Anyway
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How Instagram “Patriots” Grifted the Entire Right Into Irrelevance – 25-Year Hall of Shame
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Congress Just Voted to Rip Open Epstein’s Little Black Book – Names Incoming
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Scarlett Kellerman’s Ghost Just Dropped the Most Uncensored FY Times Yet
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How the Gulf Arabs Got Filthy Rich Post-9/11 While Israel Got the Bill and the Bombs
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From Concrete to Carrots: How a Community Garden Transformed a Neglected Car Park
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How to Bring Back Bees, Butterflies, and Birds – A Practical, No-Nonsense UK Guide
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NHS Now Chemically Castrating Confused Kids and Calling It “Gender Care” – Meet the Monsters
Puberty blockers on the NHS: irreversible harm, zero evidence, 100% ideology. The receipts are damni...
Scarlett Kellerman
Nov 24, 2025
Today’s Certified Grift Watchlist™
Somewhere right now a politician is rebranding a tax rise as a “community wealth-building levy”.
Somewhere else a think-tank that gets 40% of its funding from a tobacco firm just released a report on “lung health innovation”.
We track this nonsense so you don’t have to pretend it’s normal.
Quick Hits
Bite-sized takedowns and razor-sharp observations on the daily news cycle. Perfect for when you need a quick dose of sanity in a world gone mad. No fluff, just the good stuff.
RACHEL REEVES JUST ADMITTED SHE’S LOST THE PLOT – AND WE’RE ALL STRAPPED TO THE BUDGET ROLLERCOASTER
Chancellor Rachel Reeves admits she's 'not even sure what the popular path...
Died Suddenly? Here’s the Data They Buried and the “Coincidences” That Aren’t
Excess deaths, athletes dropping, pilots grounded – the numbers they don’t want...
Trump’s Tariffs Just Forced Starmer to Make Your Meds Cheaper – Big Pharma Tears Taste Like Victory
America First just saved British workers from Big Pharma’s price gouging. Starmer’s...
NHS Blew £1.4 Billion Telling Grannies “Sorry Love, No Teeth This Decade”
Your taxes paid consultants to decide your nan doesn’t need teeth. Welcome...
X Finally Yeeted @BGatesIsaPyscho – Free Speech Just Took Its Meds
One of the most deranged accounts on X just got the hammer....
Long COVID: The Disability Politicians Hope You Quietly Die From
Millions crippled, zero compensation, endless gaslighting. This is the real pandemic legacy....
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Solutions
View All →Beyond the outrage, we explore real, actionable solutions to the problems we face. It’s not just about pointing out what’s wrong; it’s about figuring out how to make it right.
Friends and Foes
We celebrate the champions of public good and call out the villains who stand in their way. A dose of accountability and a round of applause for those fighting the good fight.
X Finally Yeeted @BGatesIsaPyscho – Free Speech Just Took Its Meds
One of the most deranged accounts on X just got the hammer....
Meet @ActivePatriotUK – The Rare Patriot Who Actually Shows Up and Feeds People
While keyboard warriors rage, this legend is out there feeding the homeless...
The Great British National Strike Is ON – Here’s How to Join and Fuck the System
Workers across the UK are walking out. Here’s how to get involved...
Fake Irish “Nationalists” Caught Sucking EU Cock for Patreon Shekels
Eire Aris crew just got caught selling out Ireland for Brussels bribes...
Yvette Cleland: Big Pharma’s Favourite “Far-Right” Influencer Cash Cow
Follow the money: another “patriot” exposed as a pharmaceutical industry mouthpiece. #TheFYTimes...
How Instagram “Patriots” Grifted the Entire Right Into Irrelevance – 25-Year Hall of Shame
The ultimate rogues’ gallery of controlled opposition and donation black holes. #TheFYTimes...
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