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Today’s Certified Grift Watchlist™
Somewhere right now a politician is rebranding a tax rise as a “community wealth-building levy”.
Somewhere else a think-tank that gets 40% of its funding from a tobacco firm just released a report on “lung health innovation”.
We track this nonsense so you don’t have to pretend it’s normal.
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