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Ireland
Mythology
Ireland Discovers Atlantis Under Bog of Allen – Charges €45 Entry
The mythical city of Atlantis has been discovered beneath the Bog of Allen in Ireland, and the government is already charging a €45 admission fee.
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The FY Times Staff
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Read time
2 min read
A Peaty Discovery
Bord na Móna peat extraction uncovered a submerged city; the gift shop now sells ‘Genuine Atlantean Turf’ at €12 per sod.
Factual nugget
Irish bogs are known to preserve 2,000-year-old bodies.
Nonsense twist
The Atlanteans are demanding EU citizenship.