Friends Stage Surprise Court Hearing for Man Who Tried to Cancel His Birthday

The Annual Birthday Boycott

Every year, Chris makes a concerted effort to convince his friends and family to simply ignore his birthday. He’d rather it pass by unnoticed, but his mates had other plans for his latest milestone.

A Courtroom Comedy Unfolds

This year, his friends took his birthday boycott to an unprecedented level. They went so far as to hire an actual courtroom, complete with a professional bailiff and a judge – played convincingly by their friend Dave, sporting a wig sourced from Amazon. Chris was officially served with legal papers, hilariously titled “The People vs. Christopher – Crime: Being a Legend.”

The Evidence and Verdict

The "trial" saw various witnesses delivering mock-tearful testimonies, recounting tales of Chris's unwavering kindness. Evidence presented included heartwarming photos of him helping friends move house, alongside a classic 2017 video of him enthusiastically singing Shania Twain karaoke. The jury, comprised entirely of his loyal drinking buddies, deliberated for a mere six minutes before delivering their hilarious verdict: Chris was sentenced to a day of compulsory fun, including cake and shots.

Justice Served (with Cake)

Unsurprisingly, Chris lost his case. His final punishment? He must now wear a custom-made t-shirt proclaiming "Guilty of Being Awesome" in public for an entire month, a hilarious reminder of his friends' elaborate and loving prank.