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The necessary legal bumf. Read it, or don't. We're not your dad.

The Rules of the Game
Last updated: July 2024. These terms are subject to change, probably.

1. This is Satire

The content on this website is satirical and for entertainment purposes. While often based on real events, it should not be taken as literal fact. If you are a government agency, a multinational corporation, or a lawyer and you can't tell the difference, that's your problem, not ours.

2. Use at Your Own Risk

We provide information and "solutions" that are intended to be thought-provoking. We are not liable for any action you take based on our content. If you decide to guerrilla garden on a highway median or set up a decentralized neighborhood watch, you assume all responsibility for your actions.

3. Intellectual Property

All content is © 2025 The FY Times. All rights are definitely not reserved. You are free to share, remix, and build upon our work for non-commercial purposes, as long as you credit us. In fact, we encourage it. Spread the signal.

4. Site Under Construction

This website is a live project and is continually under development. Things might break, change, or disappear without notice. These terms may also be updated at any time. By using this site, you agree that this is all a bit of an experiment.

5. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by laws we don't respect, The FY Times shall not be liable for any damages, emotional or otherwise, resulting from the use of this website. If our content offends you, we suggest you develop a sense of humor.