Satire
UK Politics
Bureaucracy
UK Civil Service Invents 47 New Gender Neutral Titles, Forgets to Answer Phones
The UK Civil Service has proudly unveiled 47 new gender-neutral job titles, including "Facilitation Nexus," while simultaneously achieving a record 90-minute call wait time.
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The FY Times Staff
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A New Lexicon
Home Office replaces ‘chairman’ with ‘facilitation nexus.’ Call wait times hit 90 minutes.
By the Numbers
Factual nugget: 1.2 million unanswered calls to HMRC in peak tax season.
The Style Guide
Satirical twist: New titles require 400-page style guide printed on dead trees.