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UK Politics
Brexit
UK Parliament Installs ‘Truth Detector’ – Explodes During PMQs
A newly installed AI-powered 'Truth Detector' in the UK Parliament exploded during Prime Minister's Questions when asked about the benefits of Brexit.
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The FY Times Staff
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2 min read
Technical Difficulties
A £12 million AI polygraph installed in the Commons chamber vaporised 14 minutes into Prime Minister’s Questions when asked whether Brexit had delivered any benefits. Replacement funded by auctioning scorched Hansard pages as limited-edition NFTs.
Factual nugget
Public-sector AI procurement scandals total £1.8 billion (NAO 2025).
Nonsense twist
Shrapnel arranged itself into ‘LOL’ on the ceiling.