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UK Politics
Economics
UK Government Replaces GDP with ‘National Happiness Index’ Measured in Pub Pints
The UK has abandoned Gross Domestic Product (GDP) in favor of a 'National Happiness Index,' which will be measured by the number of pints consumed in pubs.
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The FY Times Staff
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2 min read
The Pint-based Economy
The ONS now tracks pints pulled per capita; the 2025 target is 14 billion. Hangovers are now classified as ‘productivity sabbaticals.’
Factual nugget
Pub closures hit 500 yearly.
Nonsense twist
Guinness now sponsors the Parliament bar.