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US Air Force Admits Cloud Seeding Caused 2024 Hurricane Season – Blames Canada
The US Air Force has taken responsibility for the intense 2024 hurricane season, claiming a cloud-seeding operation went wrong, and is now blaming Canada.
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The FY Times Staff
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Operation CUMULONIMBUS
Operation CUMULONIMBUS, a classified geo-engineering trial, accidentally amplified 21 named storms. A diplomatic note to Ottawa demands reparations in maple syrup futures.
Factual nugget
NOAA officially denies weather weapons; 2024 saw 21 named storms.
Nonsense twist
Canada retaliated by apologising profusely while dumping polite snow on Florida.