ABOUT THE FY TIMES
(The only political site that doesn’t want your soul – just your coffee money and a good laugh while we torch the grifters)
We got tired of watching the same circus, so we built our own big top – and then set the clowns on fire.
- Launched platforms for people ignored by the mainstream, only to see them co-opted by bad-faith actors.
- Built a proper community social network for normal people… only to watch it get swarmed, shredded, and demonetised by the exact grifters we were trying to escape.
- Got de-platformed not for fighting the system, but for exposing the fakriots profiting from the chaos.
- Got scammed and threatened (yes, actual death threats) by “Eire Aris” – a pack of fake-Irish chancers who wanted to charge their own people for a rigged “referendum” that never existed.
- Realised the grift isn’t British, it’s global. Same playbook in Dublin, Dallas, Sydney, wherever good people are trying to organise.
- We’ve been robbed, deplatformed, doxxed, and still showed up the next day with fresh memes and hotter takes.
Why? Because someone has to.
- Savage satire that makes you spit your tea
- Brutal truth about the liars keeping you angry and broke
- Real solutions from people who are actually winning (not selling you a £997 course)
- Spotlight on the genuine grassroots heroes the algorithm buries
- Zero echo-chamber tolerance – we roast our “own side” harder than the enemy when they deserve it
We’re not funded by billionaires, NGOs, or shady PACs.
We run on reader donations, caffeine, and spite.
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If you’re sick of paying influencers to sell you hopium while your town falls apart… If you want politics to be entertaining again instead of a 24/7 rage machine… If you believe working-class people deserve the truth without a paywall or a lecture… Throw us a few quid. We’ll turn it into napalm for the next grift.
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Politics shouldn’t be boring. It should be fucking entertaining.