Shits & Giggles
Seagull Steals Man’s Entire Paycheck, Spends It on Chips
Derek left his wallet on Brighton pier for exactly 4 seconds. A seagull named Steven (according to the locals) grabbed £240 in cash and flew off. CCTV shows Steven dropping £20 notes at the chip shop until the staff fed him for free.
Derek now gets daily updates from the chip shop: “Steven was in again, living his best life on your wages.” The seagull has a fan club Facebook page with 8,000 members.
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Derek has taken it surprisingly well and started a GoFundMe titled “Help Me Out-Earn a Seagull.”
If a bird is out-earning you, it’s time to share this for moral support!