Cat Becomes Branch Manager After Stealing Employee Badge

Mr. Pickles' Ascent to Power

Mr. Pickles achieved an unprecedented promotion by walking across a lanyard printer at precisely the right moment. He now possesses a legitimate photo ID that boldly declares him “Branch Manager – Unlimited Treat Authority.” This official credential grants him unfettered access to all meeting rooms, much to the compliance of security personnel.

Managerial Duties and Office Antics

In his executive role, Mr. Pickles diligently attends all stand-up meetings, asserting his presence from the big table. He's also established a peculiar office rule: any employee daring to use a red pen risks having their mug promptly knocked over.

The HR Confrontation and Raise

A bold attempt by HR to confiscate Mr. Pickles' badge was met with such a formidable hiss that not only did he retain his position, but he also secured a raise – extra tuna on Fridays.

Boosting Workplace Productivity

Interestingly, office productivity has seen a remarkable 23% increase since Mr. Pickles took the helm. It appears no one wants to risk disappointing the new feline branch manager.