Shits & Giggles
Retired Teacher Becomes Pro Gamer, Trash-Talks 12-Year-Olds into Retirement
Mrs. Henderson, 66, picked up Call of Duty to “understand her grandsons.” Six months later she’s ranked top 500 globally under the name TeaAndBiscuits77. Her signature move: teabagging while typing “Mind your manners, young man.”
She streams weekday afternoons with a china teacup in frame. Chat calls her “Queen.” Pros rage-quit when they hear her calm voice say “That’s simply not cricket.”
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Sponsors sent her a gaming chair. She put a lace doily on it.
Your nan could destroy you online. Tag her and watch the chaos!