“It Was Hell,” Says CEO After 45-Minute Social Media Detox at £5k Wellbeing Retreat

Billionaire tech CEO Chad Brogan has described his harrowing experience of being disconnected from the internet for a full 45 minutes during a mandatory 'digital detox' at an exclusive Swiss wellbeing retreat.

"I almost didn't make it," a visibly shaken Brogan told reporters. "I had to just sit there. With my thoughts. There were no metrics to check, no engagement to track. Just… silence. It was brutal."

The retreat, designed to help the ultra-wealthy combat burnout, includes activities like 'mindful name-dropping' and 'competitive relaxation.' Brogan is reportedly suing the retreat for emotional distress.