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Woman Buys “Haunted” Doll on eBay, It’s Just Her Ex in Miniature

Woman Buys “Haunted” Doll on eBay, It’s Just Her Ex in Miniature

Woman Buys “Haunted” Doll on eBay, It’s Just Her Ex in Miniature

A Spooky Online Purchase

Sophie spent £80 on a creepy porcelain doll listed as “cursed – speaks at 3 a.m.” When it arrived, the doll was wearing a tiny version of her ex-boyfriend’s favorite hoodie and had his exact haircut. The seller? Her ex’s new girlfriend.

The Pranks Begin

The doll started leaving tiny passive-aggressive notes like “maybe tidy up a bit” and hiding the TV remote in doll-sized hiding spots. Sophie burned it in the garden. The ex texted two days later asking why his left foot suddenly felt warm.

Finding Solidarity

She now runs a support group called “Victims of Ex-Related Paranormal Pranks.” Membership: 47 and growing.

If you laughed, your ex is definitely plotting something. Warn your mates – share this!