Shits & Giggles
Man Proposes Using 100 Lost Property Umbrellas

After his girlfriend said “I do” under an arch made of 100 random umbrellas he collected from London buses over three years, the internet lost its mind. Each umbrella had the date and bus route where he found it written inside.
She cried, said yes, then immediately asked if they were keeping all of them. They now live in a flat that looks like a colorful umbrella forest. Guests have to duck.
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He still checks the lost-property office every week “just in case number 101 shows up for the renewal vows.”
This is peak romance. Send it to someone who deserves this level of chaos!